Need more Caustic Soda in your life? Here’s where we’ll put free stuff for our listeners! First up: Ringtones!
- Caustic Soda Intro Theme – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)
- Caustic Soda Lesser of Two Evils – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)
- Leper Fingers Eaten By Rats – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)
- Ooohhhhh… – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)
- ZuZu – MP3 | M4R
- Kevin’s Close Encounters – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)
- New: In The News – MP3 | M4R (iPhone)

I think you guys need an In The News teletype ringtone as well…
Coming!
Its been a looooong time coming now Toren. Make it happen!
Your intro theme is truly inspired. I like ‘to the point’ intros. Great job.
Oh, any chance of the Muppet Show songs?
WE NEED THE MUPPET SHOW INTRO!
A “DON’T YOU F@#KING LOOK AT ME!” ringtone would be AWESOME
The muppet show song is inspired. I listen to the podcast when going to sleep. The first time I heard it I thought I was dreaming. Need it as a ringtone, for sure. Thanks for the great podcast!
Still no muppet show theme? Pretty please!
You know what you need?!! You need a ringtone of Kevin saying “Whaaaaat?!” in that outraged/amazed tone. Like for instance episode “Followup 5 – 9/6/11″ at 13:20. He says that a lot and it’s really distinctive… kinda makes me chuckle a little, ’cause I like it.
I second this. I like his outraged “Whaat?!” as much as Toren’s laugh.
I’de love me a slice of the new(ish) outro music, if you don’t mind.
coming right up…
Could you please post that song at the end of the Vlad the Impaler episode? That would be amazing.
That’s “Zuzu”, listed above.
No, I’m talking about the one about the mountaintop sacrifice.
I’ll be releasing all of my a capella music (complete songs) on iTunes for a modest sum in the not-too-distant future.
Very much looking forward to it! That mountaintop song has been playing in my head non-stop for a few weeks. Your a capella compositions are inspired.
> I’ll be releasing all of my a capella music (complete songs) on iTunes for a modest sum in the not-too-distant future.
I’d buy *that* for a dollar!
Oh, and a request: If the whistling-only variant of ZuZu that you used for the ringtone is actually a separate version of the song (as opposed to being an “instrumental” verse in the full song), can you please include that one in the collection as well? After using HPLHS’s “Carol of the Old Ones” (http://cthulhulives.org/toybox/Phone/index.html) for over a year, I switched my ringtone to your snazzy ZuZu song last week, and now both my 3- and 9-year-old keep asking me to play it for them over and over again. I’d love to play them the full song/verse, but I’d just as soon prefer to spare them the lyrics, though…
Can I throw my money at you yet?
free stuff is the best stuff . let the rich folk donate apparently tis of greater value if given freely.
Hey come on guys~I really want the whole unabridged original hit song form ya’ll (zsu zsu zsu zsu) Pretty please? You can, of course, have mega mucho molto much cherries on top ☺
I concur! I frigging love that song.
You guys are such a fountain of fun
I want a ringtone of Toren saying, “Ya, a Hummunculus!”